Well done, I checked the auction while it was still running and had a good old chuckle.

It depresses me eBay's attitude is so generally lax. I consult occasionally for denim companies, and spotted a seller recently selling 12 counterfeit Levi's - expensive jeans, some of which went for $220. I sent in the counterfeit alert - but the auction ran its course, and now of course the buyers will get negged if they pull out. Generally I find it takes them 48 hours to pull an auction, which is too slow. The word in the fashion industry is that there will be a high profile action against them before too long.