How about

This isn’t what your stock broker had in mind when he said “you need to watch your investments”

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A few other things that came to mind, some clever, some well…… its a slow day, what else can I say

The 80’s classic “Justification for a higher education”

If a group of whales is called a pod, birds are a flock, and wolves are a pack, what is a group of Heuer’s. A team, a race, or maybe aviation themed like a formation or wing?

So many watches, so little time.

A watched chrono, never stops

What time is it?

Eddie