A Mafia don, old and ill, was on his death bed. He called in his grandson.

"Grandson, I wanna givva to you my chrome-a plated, pearl handled,
thirty-eight revolver," he says.

"But grandfather, I'm really not into guns. I'd rather have your beautiful original Heuer Monaco watch instead." The grandson replied

"Boy," the old man says, "one a these-a days-a you gonna be the boss of
this-a organization.

You gonna have-a more money than-a you know what to do
with. A Big-a house. Fancy cars. A beautiful wife. Maybe a couple a
bambino."

"One-a day you gonna come-a home and find-a you wife-a in-a bed with another
man.

Whattaya gonna do? Look at-a you watch-a and-a say "HEY, TIME'S UP!?"