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Surely that is not true? If that's the case, then why have I suddenly become a magnet for beautiful women? And from whence did all this martial-arts ability suddenly spring? And what about all the dry and witty one-liners that suddenly spring to mind, every time I blow away a supervillain? And, from whence do you suppose this British accent with which I am typing came? And, for that matter, why do I suddenly feel compelled to spell common words like 'defence' with the letter 'C'??? Surely you are wrong; I must insist that this watch does, indeed, make us into James Bond. Thank you so much for illuminating the obvious for all of us morons. Clearly, you possess a superior intellect; I stand in awe at your mental prowess. I agree with your idea, but with only one exception... YOU go buy a plastic watch, and I'll survive just nicely, if left alone to my delusions of Bond-like grandeur and my $2000 Swiss chronometer. Be sure to collect them all. Good day.