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I just got this as an E-mail. It made me laugh out loud.
WARNING... you might not want your kids to read all of this
I will play fair & ask Keith to decide if this is OK. He can pull it he decides I've gone to far. ( I have to follow the rules too ! )
Hi Guys,
The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup
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Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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