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My exe (who knows what a Bond freak I am) sent this to me via email. No offence meant towards the ladies out there!
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman remarks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady asks, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties"
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!"
Bond taps his watch and says, "Damn - the thing's an hour fast.
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