Once upon a time a seller on eBay had 2 identical watches for sale

someone here mentions them

someone says "those aren't pics of the actual watches, besides you can buy the parts to build these online"

end of discussion.

Later the seller appears here - user name "Seller" - and says "you were discussing my watches?"

we ask "are they genuine? why no photo?"

Seller says "I've no camera - why don't you believe me"

we say "because you can buy all the parts online"

Seller says "I will offer in disem year 40 pieces and it am to very much work all clocks back in order to be brought. AND I LEGEND THE NOW WITH GOOD WORDS, WHO DOES NOT HAVE NOTION, SHOULD NOT ITSELF ALSO TO WORD ANNOUNCING."

I THINK that's the story - although there's been some confusing use of English along the way and I may be completely off!! :-)

There's nothing for the fake gallery, because there's no pictures - I think! :-/

Colin