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: Oooooooo-kay

: "So what are those marks on the closet honey? Are you putting
: up some new shelves?"

: "No, that's the length of my biggest cuff, and I'm going to
: use it to measure my shirt to determine which watch will fit
: with which cuff."

: "That's nice honey, I'm going to drop the kids off at school
: and go meet with a divorce attorney. Have a nice day."

: "That's fine. Just remember, you can have the house, you can
: have kids, but my paintless Monaco that's non-negotiable."