:
: This tool addresses a real problem / issue, and I use it almost
: every day. (I say "almost" because I have a few shirts
: that I don't need to check before wearing.) The tool is very
: reliable and was inexpensive!!

: Jeff

: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Oooooooo-kay

"So what are those marks on the closet honey? Are you putting up some new shelves?"

"No, that's the length of my biggest cuff, and I'm going to use it to measure my shirt to determine which watch will fit with which cuff."

"That's nice honey, I'm going to drop the kids off at school and go meet with a divorce attorney. Have a nice day."

"That's fine. Just remember, you can have the house, you can have kids, but my paintless Monaco that's non-negotiable."