I'm having a VERY dull morning looking at "numbers" and that's really cheered me up.

I have to say i knew you were crazy, but you've exceeded my expectations!

Nice one!

Rich

: Ok Rich, I follow you in this.

: By the way , which crazy Dutchman are you referring to since there
: are so many nowadays. We were able to get rid of a few luckily.
: One of them plays for Man City now, breaking opponents' legs on
: a quarterly basis.

: Others tow caravans behind their cars every year and transport
: their entire houshold to the south of Europe,including
: perishable goods which have already rotted before they arrive,
: just to bring everything back again three weeks later. The sense
: of it? Beats me.

: Luckily I am sane.

: By the way, while I am in London in December I was thinking to
: visit the Ministery of Silly Walks and also go to the Fish
: Slapping Course. I think I invented a new silly walk and want to
: cash some money to finance my Bonham plans and also let Bonham
: bidders think that I am crippled. Rotten Fish Slapping may come
: in handy to keep away those last bidders who still have the
: courage to overbid a crippled, medium-crazy Dutch guy, so in the
: end I have a fair chance in being the only one in the room
: bidding. Don't tell the other ones as I want to be the only one
: with this secret weapon ( note for my agenda: need to buy a
: whale shark for that purpose, but check first whether that's a
: fish , for if it's a mammal it may not be included in the fish
: slapping course)

: Would you know where that Ministery and School are and whether
: there's space for two sets of cars+ caravans to park? I will
: take two, one for the trip to London, the other to drive back.

: Do you think "crazy dutchmen" is the proverbial
: confirmation of the sorry state of these poor sods who keep
: fingers in dykes all day( that will also explain my dirty
: fingers when bidding).

: Well ,the nurse standing behind me again . Alas! Time for my
: straight jacket again. Bye! lalalallaaaallaaaaaaaaa........

: Crazy Ron

: Big, crazy LOL , of course

: (LOL, LOL)